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I'm going to have to use that one Saturday night.
((((RING))))
**Pick Up**
"Hello?"
"Hi honey, this is Daddy, Is Mommy near the phone?"
"No Daddy, She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul."
After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul."
"Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy right now"
...... Brief Pause
"Uh, okay then, ..this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door, and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway."
"Okay Daddy, just a minute"
A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone. "I did it, Daddy"
"And what happened honey?" he asked
"Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn't moving at all!"
"Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?"
"He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it. He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead"
***Long Pause***
******Longer Pause******
Then Daddy says: "Swimming pool?? ... Is this 486-5731??"
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I'm going to have to use that one Saturday night.
every time I get someone calling with the wrong number and asking for someone that I dont know, I feel the urge to say something like that!
There is a pharmacy that has almost the exact number as home with the exception of one number...
I was so sick and tired on people calling late at night....
One day I was so pissed up, I take an order....
Hope the guy didn't die, after that day I haven't received more calls....
LOL!
Love the 'Senility Prayer' BTW [img]wink.gif[/img]
at the first fire dept our number was almost the same as Pizza Hut. we took orders all the time. some mom called once about her son getting the job he applied for. needless to say, we hired him and said how great he was and told him to come on in on a certain date to start. Mean? yes, but you get really tired of answering wrong numbers for Pizza Hut. Never found out how that kids career went though
LOL all around.
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">I'd say pretty cheesey.Originally posted by Chaserfan:
Never found out how that kids career went though
<font color="#cd6600" size="1">[ December 21, 2005 07:27 PM: Message edited by: Dajistein ]</font>
Funny one, Megs! LMAO!
Our phone number is one off from some doctors office. One day we got quite an extended message on our machine from a woman asking for info regarding her suppositories. [img]graemlins/gulp.gif[/img]
haha that was good. the people that had my number before me ran out on ALL of their bills.... it's like the fell off the planet, and 3 years later i am still getting calls for them. at one point i put a nasty message on my machine saying no one by their names lived there. it worked for a while. [img]wink.gif[/img]
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